Bar

[Mike]

A man trudges into a bar with a 13 pound bowling ball lodged in his ear. The bartender hesitantly asks the man what he can do for him and the man replies, "Sorry, I can't hear you there's a bowling ball lodged in my fucking ear!!!!!"

[damostat]

How about this one:
3 men walk into a bar with a crowbar, a hatchet and a shoe. And the whole thing unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

The most depressing joke ever.

[Monkeyjuice4]

What do you think of this?

Every night, a man drinks at a pub on the 8th storey of a building. A quiet type, he never talks to many people. One night, another man comes into the Pub and sits next to the first. Turning to the second man, the first asks "Wanna do something fun?" Puzzled, the second man just looks at him. "Look out that balcony." The first man says, "If you jump off that balcony, a swift air current will sweep you around the building and you'll land back on the balcony." The second man doesn't believe him, so the first offers to demonstrate. Walking out to the balcony, he leaps off and is instantly swept around the building, visible as he comes around the other side and lands safely on the balcony. Still skeptical, the second man says that he should do it again. Once again, the first man is swept around and lands safely. Interested, the second man walks over to the balcony, and leaps off, falling to his death below. The first man walked back over to the bar, where the barman says "You're such an arsehole when you're drunk, Superman".